Youv'e twisted my arm Hot_potato ;D ( I'm Emagggie by the way, though I have a sneaky feeling EJ will know this one ;D)
NOOOObody loves me,
EVVVVVERYbody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat worms,
LOOOONG thin skinny ones,
BIIIIIIIIG fat juicy ones, Ones that squiggle and squirm.
BITE their heads off,
SLURP (good sound effects required here) their juice out,
throw their skins awaaaay,
Nobody knows how much I grows on one three times a daaaaaay.
This has to be sung fortissimo and with feeling. 8)
If that boy Alfie doesn't know this already, then I think he should as part of his edicashun.