Author Topic: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.  (Read 5538 times)

telboy

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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2007, 22:17:36 »
Comes from 'CROOK' I see.
Had a magazine today - same thing £15-£16.
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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2007, 15:49:32 »
every morning i go out and scout the garden for cat poo and it really does my swede i get more on my grass then on my plants they manage to poo between the plants then dig them up when burying it. i picked up 4 lots directly off the grass the other morning and it was gross  :o

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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2007, 19:32:52 »
 >:( your lucky    .............our neighbours cat has diarrhoea         >:(
Life is to short !!!

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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2007, 08:58:09 »
If I wasn't Gardening I'd be shopping!! thank God for Gardening!!

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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2007, 12:03:02 »
my father used to cut wire coat hangers into 10" lenths and stuck them in the ground. trouble is they looked awful and the cats still shat on the grass so he ended up manning a hose pipe for extended periods in the hope of catching the d**n creatures to squirt them. He also tried buckets of hot water, mothballs, shouting etc etc, in the end they won and he emigrated to spain!

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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2007, 16:48:40 »
Like it Kev.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2007, 20:16:03 »
Good job we have someone to clear up our crap hey !  Too many years ago I went to Stonehenge for the solstice festival and littered around were piles of human crap covered in brightly coloured bog roll, nice!

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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2007, 09:22:48 »
Keep cat's away. Sprinkle or spray vinegar on areas you don't want the cat walking, sleeping or scratching on.

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Re: CATS Get A Pain In The A*se.
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2007, 13:21:26 »
http://50plusstuff.com/How%20To%20Clean%20Your%20Toilet.htm
REALLY REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've got to look at this solution, well  not so much a solution BUT it keeps the cats clean!
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