Author Topic: FAMOUS VEGETABLES (Read 9145 times)

Rhubarb Thrasher · « **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2007, 10:49:41 »

indeed, who can forget the Beetles, with John Lemmon and Plum Mc Chutney

Peas, Peas Me
A hard days nightshade
Lettuce be
All you need is lovage
Baby you can drive my cardoon
Polythene Yam
The salad of John and Yoko

and

I want to hoe your land

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #21 on:** May 13, 2007, 12:45:28 »

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

PMSL @ the salad of John and Yoko ;D

Off to the lottie now with a notebook to jot down ideas!

It's Been a Chard Day's Night!

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #22 on:** May 13, 2007, 14:16:44 »

I'M BACK ;D

Just been through my record collection (that’s ‘CD’ collection for you youngsters!)

Found a few singles and albums I’d forgotten about.

Gerry and the Moneymakers: You’ll Never Walk on Loam’ & ‘Ferry across the Jersey Royal’
A few more Lemon & McCartney classics: ‘Aubergine Ob La Da’, ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Clubroot Band’ & ‘Lucy In The Sky With Broad Beans’
Simon & Garplantpot: ‘Lobelia’ & ‘Bridge Over Troubled Watercress’
The Fruit Jam: ‘Down In The Tuber Station At Midnight’
Kiwi Dee & Elton St.Johnswort: ‘Don’t go Raking My Heart’
Spliff Richard: ‘Clary Sage Doesn’t Live Here Any More’
Plank Sinatra: ‘Unfigetable’ & ‘I Did It My Bay’
Chuck Elderberry: ‘My Ding-A-Lingonberry’ & ‘Little Sweet-Pea Sixteen’
Lionel Richtea: ‘Damson On The Ceiling’
Dolly Parsnip: ‘I Will Always Love Rue’
Uriah Compost Heap: ‘Lady In Blackberry’

Also discovered a few LP’s by artists you’ve probably never heard of ..

Jerry Usalem & Arty Choke Sing Country (sort of)
Clem Atis: Best Of (this was just a single by the way)
Peat Free & The Privet Clippings The Complete Collection (worth a fortune on E-Bay … just Googled it!)
Patty Pan & The Raddachios The Sing-A-Long-A-Party Album (played at millions of weddings in the late seventies)
Holly Hock & The Tijuana Brassica’s Christmas Collection (grandma’s favourite, even in June)
Doc Leaf & The Medicinal Herbs The Contemporary Rock Collection (don’t know why I bought it really? Trying to be contemporary I suppose)
Peat Free & The Privet Clippings In My Ladygarden (Apple Records – would you Adam & Eve it!)
Dandy Lion & The Mint Sensations Worst Of (and I agree with the album title. DREADFUL!)
Sonny Flower & The Secateurs Summer Hits (quite jolly if the sun’s out. DO NOT spin this disc in January tho’)

I found an old film ad flier in amongst my LP collection as well. Funny how things get filed in the wrong places innit?

It was for ‘Rosemary’s Bayleaf’ starring Mia Fallow.

And that reminds me…. check out Angelica Houston’s new movie ‘Fish Blood & Bone Work’

I could go on and on …..

And on ….

And on ….

And .... STOP ME NOW ;D

Rhubarb Thrasher · « **Reply #23 on:** May 13, 2007, 14:57:31 »

yes. btw - if you've been drinking then i suggest you stop. And if you haven't been drinking, then i think you should start.

Spliff Richard: ‘Clary Sage Doesn’t Live Here Any More’ just what are you growing on your lottie???

cornykev · « **Reply #24 on:** May 13, 2007, 15:24:12 »

Nicolas Parsnips and the Kale of the century. ;D ;D ;D

Rhubarb Thrasher · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2007, 15:40:57 »

who could forget

Can the cannellini by Suzi Squashtro

Mike Old Field Mushroom's Tuberous Bells

Paul Thymon's 50 ways to leave your loofah

god, it's catching. Stop raining before i go crazy

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2007, 15:51:56 »

Quote from: Rhubarb Thrasher on May 13, 2007, 14:57:31

if you've been drinking then i suggest you stop. And if you haven't been drinking, then i think you should start.

Spliff Richard: ‘Clary Sage Doesn’t Live Here Any More’ just what are you growing on your lottie???

Not started yet. What time would you advise me to crack the cork?

What do I grow on my lottie? Several herbal alleviations to modern-day stress but NOTHING that needs ultra-violet light. Uses up far too much electrickery.