Author Topic: Nick names for lottie goers whose names you don't know (Read 14388 times)

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #40 on:** April 01, 2007, 14:35:38 »

It's rent day today and I've been reminded of a few more peeps ... my allotment is next to the Association shed where they pay so I've seen them scuttling about :D

'Him who reported to the committee that his neighbour tried to kill his wife by poisoning his cardoons' and his neighbour 'Him who reported to the committee that his neighbour has prostitutes in his shed' :D

Our chairman had to sort out a physical altercation between them once. Highly amusing. Fisticuffs over the flowerbeds and all that.

I met a couple signing up for a lottie today. Didn't ask their names, but from henceforth they will be known as 'Mr. & Mrs. Won't Last Five Minutes'

Jeannine · « **Reply #41 on:** April 01, 2007, 17:21:56 »

Oh Trixie, stop... it is not healthy to laugh this much.Did you sell tickets?XX Jeannine

kitten · « **Reply #42 on:** April 01, 2007, 17:53:35 »

Trixie, i reckon that's what the old timers on our site call us ::)

We found out today we've got a James Bond as our next door but one lottie neighbour ;D but apparently he's known as Sid

manicscousers · « **Reply #43 on:** April 01, 2007, 18:18:32 »

we can beat yours, trixie, our new ones lasted 1 week, rotovated an area the size of a grave and gave up ;D

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #44 on:** April 01, 2007, 18:25:50 »

Rotivated an area the size of a grave??? Oh my goodness! Check it out if you see freshly dug soil and a 'toe' sticking out of the soil!

emmy1978 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 01, 2007, 23:14:47 »

Quote from: kitten on April 01, 2007, 17:53:35

Trixie, i reckon that's what the old timers on our site call us ::)

I know that feeling Kitten! ;)

manicscousers · « **Reply #46 on:** April 02, 2007, 13:36:39 »

Quote from: Trixiebelle on April 01, 2007, 18:25:50

Rotivated an area the size of a grave??? Oh my goodness! Check it out if you see freshly dug soil and a 'toe' sticking out of the soil!

s'okay, trixibelle, had a look this morning, they only skimmed the top 3 inches :)

Jeannine · « **Reply #47 on:** April 02, 2007, 14:42:30 »

Well we gotta newbie, saw him for the first time yesterday........no shirt,digging, shoulder length blond hair,I think he must have a home tanning lamp and he has to be a fireman, he is 4 lots from me....

Can I borrow a cup of sugar..........nah

Hello, I see you are new..have you ordered you cow poo yet............nah

Morning, my you are are busy, what ya gonna plant first................nah

I have some spares if you wanna pop in my shed and take a look...........maybe

Help me out here ladies!!!!

I am calling him The Gift.

XX Jeannine

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #48 on:** April 02, 2007, 14:45:35 »

'Are you single?' always seems to break the ice for me :D

emmy1978 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 02, 2007, 15:03:13 »

Quote from: Jeannine on April 02, 2007, 14:42:30

Well we gotta newbie, saw him for the first time yesterday........no shirt,digging, shoulder length blond hair,

I am calling him The Gift.

XX Jeannine

;D ;D ;D - Hoping that the warm weather stays with you Jeannine!

norfolklass · « **Reply #50 on:** April 02, 2007, 15:07:33 »

Quote from: Trixiebelle on April 02, 2007, 14:45:35

'Are you single?' always seems to break the ice for me :D

worked for me 11 years ago!

Jeannine · « **Reply #51 on:** April 02, 2007, 15:53:44 »

I can't say that, I am 64!!!
I just wanna look.
XX Jeannine

gingerninja38 · « **Reply #52 on:** April 02, 2007, 18:46:59 »

i get called hannah, no idea why my name is heather!
i have mad lindsey 2 plots over, and i think everyone else is called norman!
i've only been there 6 months or so and not really seen everyone yet with it being the winter. no doubt nicknames will follow

Jeannine · « **Reply #53 on:** May 06, 2007, 17:25:30 »

Well we saw a new lottie owner today for the first time, She has had the plot about three months but I have never seen her till today. For the last three months we have seen workmen clearing the plot and buliders making raised beds and laying pavers but today she came. Lady Docker we have called her, carrying trays of purchased plants ,she was wearing 4 inch heels, with a big hat and jewellery. She knelt on a pad with pink gloves on and planted lettuce in a new bed. I just had to share that with you XX Jeannine

kitten · « **Reply #54 on:** May 06, 2007, 17:27:13 »

hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is all i can say jeannine :o ! Mind you, nothing wrong with pink gloves - i have some and they fit a treat ;) ;D

sarah · « **Reply #55 on:** May 06, 2007, 17:35:03 »

o please try and get a sneaky pic jeannine i could do with a laugh! ;D

Jeannine · « **Reply #56 on:** May 06, 2007, 18:42:03 »

Me too Kitten, but I don't garden in a twin set and pearls with a Queen Mother wedding hat.

I dare not take a picture, unless I can get one without her face showing,not to put on the net, I will try though

XXX Jeannine

manicscousers · « **Reply #57 on:** May 06, 2007, 19:04:26 »

wonder what she'll do if the sluggies get her precious lettuces ? give up? ;D

Jeannine · « **Reply #58 on:** May 06, 2007, 19:07:11 »

Nah, I reckon she woulf hire an exterminator.

kitten · « **Reply #59 on:** May 06, 2007, 19:22:31 »

Quote from: Jeannine on May 06, 2007, 18:42:03

Me too Kitten, but I don't garden in a twin set and pearls with a Queen Mother wedding hat.

Perhaps they're last seasons, daaaaahling :-* ;) ;D

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Author Topic: Nick names for lottie goers whose names you don't know (Read 14388 times)