This made me laugh. My daughter, who recently left home, went to a 'Christmas meal' with one of her boyfriend's relatives today. This is the text message she sent me afterwards.
'OMG that was the worst xmas dinner ever! cold turkey! ready made hard potatoes! FROZEN veg! And to top it all none other than beef gravy! just funny!'
Warmed the cockles I can tell you. ;D
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