Topic: Crazy allotment related habits

[Jeannine]

A cozzie!! If I had the courage to sit in  a bath in the middle of a lottie  I wouldn't wear a cossie...just a lot of bubbles.

[carolinej]

Just be pretty quick, before all the bubbles pop ;D

cj :)

[Jeannine]

I know I am going to regret asking this but what can I use an old toilet bowl for,there is one in the garden of an abandoned house I pass by each day.

[flossie]

There is a very smart one on a plot near me.  When I am a bit more organised I will try to post you a pic. ( Might take a week or two)

[Emagggie]

Peas of course.

[carolinej]

What about the biggest aspidestra in the world ;)

cj :)

[cornykev]

A woman has two on our site at the moment theres only WEEEEds in it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[cornykev]

Or you could grow SHITake mushrooms.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[carolinej]

Someone stole the toilet pan from our local police station. The police spokesman says they are pessimistic about finding the thief. At the moment they have nothing to go on.

Boom, boom!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

[carolinej]

A big hole has been left by the theft of the local police station toilet. The police are looking into it.

;D ;D ;D
cj :)

[Jeannine]

Oh why did I even ask ...I think I will stick to what I know and grow LOOfahs,then I can use them in the bath

XX Jeannine

[carolinej]

And will that be the bath on the lottie? ;D

cj :)

[Jeannine]

Of course. Actually we have decided to pretty up the front bit.
The shed stands about 6 feet from the road.
The bath is going to placed to the right of the door, with a shower fitting installed on the wall of the shed.We will grow in the bath and at one end we will plant something that will climb up onto the shower.
 At the other side we will put the toilet on the ground, with the attached cistern,we will plant in the bowl and in the cistern(with no lid) and to the left John said he is going to attach a small wallhanging sink for growing something tailing in.

I just have to pluck up the courage to nick the toilet

XX

PS Did anyone else notice the large leather boots at Barnsdale that had flowers in them. I once did this with John's boots when he was in the RAF.

I have an old pair somewhere so am going to have another go

[shirlton]

get another one and put a table in the middle and have your lunch on the lottie

[Jeannine]

Bringing this one to the top as I don't know how to put it in a post  XX Jeannine

[Emagggie]

What, Lavvies or are we moving on?