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Mrs Ava

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Re: Adverts
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2006, 23:38:29 »
kackydoody!  noted!  ;D

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Re: Adverts
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2006, 07:49:40 »
Hard drive recorders, its the way forward, pause and fast forward live TV, its a god send!!

With regard to the "face filler" make up gunk...do you all think they make the names of the ingredients up, I suppose if we really knew what went into them they would never sell...Tallow, Whale blubber...doesn't sound as good as boswalox serum SG4 does it  ;D ;D

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I made the techie bit up...maybe its a mixture of stuff that I have heard!
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Re: Adverts
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2006, 08:04:30 »
Matt you should have started that post with ..."And now for the science bit"  lol!

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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2006, 09:40:17 »
Personal injury ads, grrrrrr  >:(

keef

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« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2006, 11:16:26 »
Those one's for that loan company, picture i think - they make borrowing £25 grand seem as trivial as booking table in a resturant, i think not.

And another loan company ad, with the bloke with mower that blows up - if he did'nt go round buying stuff like a ride on lawn mower big enough to cut old trafford, only to use a lawn as big as postage stamp - perhaps he would'nt be in so much debt!

Oh and - limescale, LIMESCALE??!! :o :o YES fecking limescale you stupid b*itch !
« Last Edit: September 19, 2006, 20:10:32 by keef »
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Curryandchips

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« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2006, 11:35:29 »
Keef, I will not quote your post as I do not wish to continue it, but remember this is not the Watershed, and can be viewed by the whole internet community. I appreciate that you may find the limescale advert annoying, but are your comments really necessary?
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keef

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« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2006, 11:41:12 »
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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2006, 11:45:08 »
Keef, I will not quote your post as I do not wish to continue it, but remember this is not the Watershed, and can be viewed by the whole internet community. I appreciate that you may find the limescale advert annoying, but are your comments really necessary?

Sorry - but you are taking the piss aren'nt you ?
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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2006, 11:48:03 »
Not at all, I find your language offensive and inappropriate. And your reply merely endorses that.

Your alteration is acceptable - thank you.

MY apologies to Heldi and others for interrupting an amusing thread.
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keef

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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2006, 11:51:17 »
Come on mate, you must be having a laugh, surley.

Do you work for calgon?
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« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2006, 12:36:33 »
Not at all, I find your language offensive and inappropriate. And your reply merely endorses that.

Your alteration is acceptable - thank you.

MY apologies to Heldi and others for interrupting an amusing thread.


 Well you could have ignored the thread..........same as keef  ::) ::) ::)

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« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2006, 12:49:41 »
Why would I want to ignore an entertaining thread in the Shed? However, I will not disturb this thread any more with these irrelevant debates.
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keef

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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2006, 12:57:04 »
Its a shame you disturbed it in the first place.
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« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2006, 13:00:07 »
Calm down guys! If anything just shows how ads heat the blood. Years ago I got a 'really good job' in advertising - thought I'd cracked it. Loathsome industry, I left this opportunity to someone else (probably somone with designs on lots of money and little ethical conscience) after a year and never looked back! CLx

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« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2006, 13:09:36 »


  Just that your usually quick to the ignore button when you see something you don't like......... I took it as I thought keef intended it ......in jest..... do remember
  this IS 2006  ;D

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Re: Adverts
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2006, 13:15:09 »
I don't like smart alec ads. Like the one of a man painting his fence and his neighbour comes out with a paint spray to the sound of the laughing policeman. I'd like to shove that spray where the sun don't shine!

My favourite advert is still the Guinness one with the surfers and the white horses.  I quite like most of the Guinness ads to be honest but I wouldn't drink the stuff. Well thats not true, I have done when it was on promotion at the pub  ;)  

You know what...my mother mentioned the surf advert but went into detail about how the person who nicks the underpants must be sniffing them...MOTHER !!!!!
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« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2006, 13:25:42 »


  I don't know what you mean Heldi  ::) ::) ;D ;)

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« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2006, 13:26:56 »

   Ain't life a b i t c h   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Adverts
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2006, 13:57:52 »
bad up ba ba baaa We're loving it !


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Re: Adverts
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2006, 15:23:55 »
I said yu buy one yu get one free, I said yu... grrrrrr
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