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Roy Bham UK

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Re:Hole in the bucket
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2004, 21:09:21 »
Snork! Dirty Please Snork! :P

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Re:Hole in the bucket
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2004, 16:42:30 »
Sorry Roy, but being the sweet innocent that I am I only know the clean version:

Mares eat oats and does eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy,
kids'll eat ivy too - would you?


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Re:Hole in the bucket
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2004, 19:20:33 »
That's the only version I know Jak ;D I wonder what Peter's is? ??? ::) ;D

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Re:Hole in the bucket
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2004, 17:03:35 »
Mares eat oats and goats eats coats
and little lambs eat ivy,
kids eat tar and butter from the jar,
It doesn't stop them being lively.

My best chew is radish in stew,
And bananas dipped in mustard,
And what tastes better than hard black pepper,
And carrots dripping with custard.

This of course is nothing to do,
With what was the original question,
But it's fun to play with words all day,
And it's good for ones digestion.

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Re:Hole in the bucket
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2004, 22:22:58 »
Tee hee!  ;D that was brilliant Ken, we could start a new thread of home made Rhyms (get it?) Oh please yourself. ::)
Here's one I wrote on another forum, I tagged it on the end of a list of self made poems dedicated to the lill spidermite.

This rhyming is driving me crackers,
As any wise plants man can see,
Please help with my plight,
As the rhyming ain’t right
and I’m goin to put out a plea.

When zapping at night your red spider mite
Take heed and think what you’re doing
To kill a small bug you are no less than a thug
To stop it from doing it’s chewing.

So next time you’re admiring your nana
Just standing there upright and proud
Just think of the plight of that poor little mite
that you sent off to heaven in a cloud.

Bum Bum     Roy Bham UK ;D ;D ;D

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Re:Hole in the bucket
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2004, 08:55:56 »
Good one, Roy. You're as daft as I am!

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Re:Hole in the bucket
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2004, 10:04:35 »
 ;DTee hee I'm a Palm Nut ;D

 

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