OK
1. If in searching somebody doesn't find what they were looking for then they didn't search thoroughly enough, fine but if that's the case then being rude is hardly going to encourage others to provide assistance
2. I'm not in fact here to help "new folk out" as you put it, I don't mind giving a little guidance or encouragement but I am not a free information service. This is a forum where anyone can come to chat, waffle or even to be downright rude to others if the fancy takes them but please don't expect me to accept rudeness gladly
3. "Give me sunshine" is not a request, it is an obscure reference that I don't care to explain, to someone I admire a great deal
4. I don't need pills to make me grumpy, a simple offhand remark like "helpful" in the right context is sufficient
5. I don't actually know why you have decided to involve yourself
6. If you don't like my remarks, don't read them, thats cool with me 8)