There are some mean people around >:(
I have some triffid like chocolate mint you can have for your herb garden if you like (think after-eights in the garden ;D) and a lavender seedling or 2 when they grow up a bit ...
I'm about to sort out my seeds and sow some more herbs (think I have thyme, coriander, basil, not sure what else) - if any grow you are welcome to them later on in the year ... or the seeds themselves (although they may be out of date - oops).
just let me know.