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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2005, 19:29:59 »
Could be even worse - you could be so darn old that you were thinking "gosh that WAS the song I HAD at my funeral..."   :o

Neil (The Young Ones) once said "You plant the seed, the seed grows, you harvest the seed....You plant the seed....."   if only it was that simple!!!

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2005, 20:14:46 »
Icy  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2005, 21:23:23 »
I have told my kids I want "When I leave the world behind" sung at my funeral (such true words if you know them.) The big but is that my kids say ...OMG RoseMarie singing it :o ;D Pity I won't be around to hear it!!LOL

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2005, 23:02:00 »
Well, am finding those little green tablets help me.......  ;D ;D ;D
and stop with the funerals !! please, though have to say quite fancy erm kinda Vicar of Dibley one.. but please no teletubies...eeeuuu!
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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2005, 14:38:09 »
My son asks me what it was like in "the olden days", when I was a kid. Thing is I can remember asking my mum the same thing. What goes around comes around.  :)


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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2005, 14:58:50 »
And what did I do before there was electricity or phones is a real fav of mine.... >:( ::) ;D ;) and they say it with such wide eyed innocence......

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2005, 15:18:48 »
I was in a museum and was showing my son the telephones we used to have. He was amazed that you have to stick your finger in and dial ! I felt all nostalgic and wanted one lol!

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2005, 15:30:27 »
UC AND WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE ELECTRICITY??? Watch out I can see that squashy lettuce coming my way. ;D

HELDI We should have all hung on to them, quite expensive now!!!!

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2005, 16:10:33 »
When my sprogs complain of being cold - I tell them 'bout when I was a lass we didn't have central heating and in the morning there used to be ice on the inside of my bedroom window!!

What do I sound like...........................my mother...............frightening isn't it...................when exactly did I turn into my mother!!!!!!!!!! ???
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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2005, 17:39:50 »
Electricity? I used to clean my grandmother's 3 Valor-lamp tin oven for her.

And take a candle to bed. Had to blow out the candle by the door & throw myself into bed because there was always something nasty hiding under it!!

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2005, 17:54:54 »
Crikey Tim was there someone under your bed aswell.

Also at my funeral l want them to play........  Wake me up before you go go
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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2005, 18:01:27 »
I always fancied Eric Claptons 'Wonderful tonight' at my funeral, one of my faves, but I don't suppose I will be looking all that wonderful!!  ;D

One of the great things about being old, and having kids, is playing with them and not having to make excuses!  I go on the swings, whiz down the slide, build sandcastles on the beach, eat big ice creams with sprinkles......and boy are the kids embarressed!  It is great being old!  ;D

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2005, 18:11:46 »
Well, Lorna, I used to rub two sticks together, to try and get a spark going and light a fire so that I could see whilst doing my cave paintings and skinning my bunnies to make a  tasteful attire......  ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2005, 18:16:46 »
I want my ashes scattered over my allotment.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2005, 21:48:54 »
that'll do the soil some good. 

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #55 on: November 24, 2005, 09:53:43 »
ooo, I want my ashes scattered to the wind on Westward Ho! beach in North Devon, whilst the scatterer eats a Hockings ice cream with extra clotted cream!  ;D

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #56 on: November 24, 2005, 10:51:22 »
I want my ashes scattered over my allotment. ;D ;D ;D ;D

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I would then be able to wander the allotment and help the next lottie owner to have a great harvest.  Protect it from harm and scare off any would be vandals, OOOOOOO  :o  :o

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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #57 on: November 24, 2005, 10:56:46 »
I'm still undecided!! What I'd really like......is a big, scary stone mausoleum thingy........with bats and cobwebs......creepy yet romantic music and lots white roses growing over it......sigh......but will probably end up with ashes being hoovered up... ::)
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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #58 on: November 24, 2005, 11:35:15 »
Joking apart I think that I would like to be buried under a newly planted tree so my spirit could grow with it and watch over the world.
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Re: When did you know you was getting old
« Reply #59 on: November 24, 2005, 12:38:52 »
I want 'Always look on the bright side of life' played at my funeral. I have every intention of my spirit sitting on my coffin to make sure everyone cries profusely at my passing.  ;D

 

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