I just read this paragraph in a free gardening book from the Gutenberg Project called "Home Vegetable Gardening" and found it mildly amusing.
"Another class of garden implements are those used in pruning--but where
this is attended to properly from the start, a good sharp jack-knife
and a pair of pruning shears (the English makes are the best, as they
are in some things, when we are frank enough to confess the truth) will
easily handle all the work of the kind necessary." {:¬)#