Perhaps a good job you have given up the fags. Spraying petrol around and lighting it? Next news the whole of South Wales will be up in flames.Hmmmmm, no perhaps not. Go borrow a flame gun which uses paraffin or diesel if you must burn your allotment, but please take care with petrol, it is too far to visit you in hospital.
And as for the smoking, I bought a greenhouse with the money I was going to save so I had to stop didn't I? No trouble, no patches, no clinic, no chewing gum, just an increase in appettite. Odd it is. But please.PLEASE watch the petrol spraying.