Topic: Gets me every time...

[undercarriage plan]

Why would you do this, Aiken? Why, why, why, whyyeee!! Have the b****y song in my head now........ you have forced me to say "Oo, have a banana....." in retaliation..... ;D ;D ;D ;)

[AikenDrum]

Grinz in Real Life    ;D

[undercarriage plan]

I do have more ammo...... and what you mean by real life?!?! You ain't going to ruin another illusion here are you?!? Will have to visit forum wearing a blind fold at this rate! ;D ;)

[AikenDrum]

That would be wise if I put my pic up !  lol

[undercarriage plan]

Well, sure it'd be fine cos I wouldn't be able to find the computer anyway.....blindfolded you see....am typing this on the toaster..... ;D.

[AikenDrum]

I can touch type with all ten fingers  .... comes out as absolute gibberish ... but I can do it !    {:¬)#

[undercarriage plan]

LOL!! My turn to grin! Or am I, can't see.........can't touch type though, have to watch every little movement, and still spell wrong.....with spell check too!! Keep hitting ignore cos think there may be a chance I'm right.....self delusion I guess... :-\

[AikenDrum]

I'm actuallly up to 7 fingers now, so by the time I retire I should be able to type "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"  < .... while still looking at the keyboard most of the time though   {:¬ (

[undercarriage plan]

Why, Aiken? Why why why would you want to type that?!? Try "please give me £10,000 or the cabbage gets it?"

[AikenDrum]

d**n !  Only got £9,999.01  *sobz uncontrollably*

[undercarriage plan]

See? Up there!! Is there!! Wasn't me guv, honest... ;D

[AikenDrum]

*shakes head* such skill in one so young  ......

[undercarriage plan]

I'm pyschic internet thingy!!! ;D ;D ;D

[jaggythistle]

   That song Aiken kept 1 of the most played songs in the world from
   reaching number 1....was joe dolci that sang "shuddappa your face"
   he kept ultravox's "vienna" of the number 1 spot...!!!!!!

[Heldi]

Old emperor Yew, fantastic sire,
Girt with thy guard of dotard kings
What ages hast thou seen retire
Into the dusk of alien things?

William Watson