Topic: My favourite gardening jokes

[LynneA]

Why do old Kitchen Gardeners walk funny?

Because they've got Box Balls.

What do you call a retired gardener?

Doug


What do you call the man who sweeps up the leaves?

Russell

Any worse one out there? :-[

[teresa]

Sorry Lynne havent got any :'( have you got more? ;)
they are bad but funnnnnnnny ;D
Teresa

[Colin_Bellamy-Wood]

Be kind to the gardener - remember, every on you meet is fighting a losing battle.

Even a bad gardener will achieve success once in a while.   He or she will not recognise it - neither will anyone else, if they're cute.

[ina]

I posted this one on the beeb board a while ago but there's bunch of new folk here, so once again here goes:

When the town's greenkeepers arrived on the job one morning, one said to the other "oh nuts, we forgot our spades". "Doesn't matter" said the other "we can lean on the car today".

-Ina

[ina]

Heeeeeeeey, the guy didn't say NUTS he said SH!T!!!! The automatic censor kicked in I guess, now that's the real joke of today hahaha. -Ina

[ina]

That's just it Oz, I DID write sh!t (with an i) but the system changed it to nuts. That was the biggest joke of the day! It must have been een bunch of spoonheads who made that bad words list.

Jeez, I have enough trouble with English (not really) without having to decipher your writing style. I have to read it out loud to understand some of it but most still goes way over my head.

How are the ribs Oz? Healing well? You still wearing that orange robe of understanding? Hope the event didn't change you, we like you as you are. All the best. -Ina