Topic: Welcome to the party

[mega]

the guys are still here we ran short of drink so we to my allotment to collect 12 bottles of brussel sprout wine which i had in the shed so we are raring to party sing and dance because as you probably know drink doesnt affect us men give me the moonlight     give me the girl       and my allotment     (huh)   i need another drink   cheers everyone    mega

[busy_lizzie]

Hi everyone just thought I would pop in briefly.  You are all making so much noise, thought I would drop in to see what you were all up to.  I actually bought (sorry no home grown stuff) a Bottle of Port for the occasion, special offer at Sainsburys this week.  Not staying long as got a sore throat tonight, so going to wrap a sock around my neck (old wives remedy) and have a good old gargle.  Don't stay up too late or you will all miss the "Horty Shed" tomorrow at your allotments.  Nighty night.  Busy_lizzie. :-*

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

  Crashes the party with 30 litres of Stronbow and sum personal wardrobe groove and.... a song in my heart.

(to themusic of "Right said Fred..I'm too sexy 4 this shirt)

I'm too sexy 4 this spade
too sexy 4 this spade
too sexy...... to grade

My name iz Pothead
You know where Iz been
up the garden path to me
compost bin
To my compost bin..uh..To my compost bin.
I do a lil zig-zagging by me compo bin

Dooodo doo doodooodo doo

diddly-dooo-dooooo

Gonna wait till the midnight hour


oZzY %)

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

Wow mahn looks like
everybody has crashed, nice to see I aint lost that

Old Black Magic

ah well better start on the cider, btw does Beckham know the difference between Rugby and Soccer?  Mahn he booted that baby into space, talking of Space, I iz gonna get spaced out a bit and do sum leaping.

ChEeRs

oZzY %)

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

     Seeing the Keyboard. I stand behind it, takea draw on me spliff. then as I blow a huge plume of smoke out into the air, I start playing a leonard cohen song on the keyboard,


If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
If you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger here I stand
I'm your man.

Ah the moons too bright
the chains too tight
The beast wont go to sleep
Ive been running throug these promises to you
That I made and could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby andI'll fall at your feet
AndI'd howl at your beauty like a dog on heat
And I'd claw at your heart and I'd tear at your sheet
Id say please please

I'm your man....

Instumental bit now and the song is a long long long song so I will leave you all wanting ;)


xxx

[Doris_Pinks]

blimey those firemen are busy watering !! Got me heels stuck in the mud, come back and everyones gone!!! :o
Still got me bottle of elderberry to drink!

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

    Thats a dead sexy song that iz, ifs you aint heard it look out 3 it, or even look  out 4 it :)

It by Leaonard Cohen and its called "I'm your man" and if you cant get your hubby out in the gardy doing a pole dance around the washing line to this song   then Divorce him, even if he comes up with that old chestnut "We aint got a washing line post", thats no excuse as I am sure Cerig would lend him a couple of puglocks and a sausage clip, but  make sure the pugs are aluminium, cuz they grease up better, the iron ones tend to rust they do and the rust color smears onto the skin. and I do speak from experience I do cuz I done an Iron one and when i finished I looked like I had been tangoed I did.   Gonna play me "Cheggars plays PoP" album now,..erm.. No iI isn't cuz I dont have a Cheggars album or CD or tape.. and if I did I wuldn't admit to it, I'd deny I ever had one, andI'd deny it like I iz denying it now, cuz I havent got one, sows there :)

Definate babble and have to be up at 6am forthe grand prix

VRRRRoooooOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

VrooooomVrooooooom

Well I iz out of here cuz all the ciders gone


cHeErS

oZzY %)

All by myself   wo oh oh oh


::););;);):D

[Doris_Pinks]

Not all by yourself, I iz still here................................hello.anyone else here???  time for bed said zebedee ....boing! ;D

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

Yo Doris

How iz ya. and where iz everyone? I iz jus having a smoke before boinging

oZzY %)

[Doris_Pinks]

Oz, where are you, I can't see you  :(  Must be the elderberry wine kicking in!)  Me firemen all went off on an emergency (or a few from here) and abandoned me!
Have to say me tiaras looking a little squiffy, and me posh frock has lost  it's sparkle, but I am hanging on in  ;D  Thought we had more late owls here. ???  Oh well dude, party on down.

[Doris_Pinks]

I'm afwaid I hav to crawl home to me bed. got the resolve in me handbag at the ready.HIC! HIC! C U awl tmorrow..or when ever..HIC   That elderbwhatever was luverly HIC!

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

    I iz
of to bed now as I iz a bit creamed crackered, and although I iz dead pretty, even I need a few hour beauty sleep, :) so in the spirit of that old kiljoy Zebedee...... itz time for.........

BoInGggggggg  BoIn

Cheers

ozZy