Topic: women v dogs

[GREENWIZARD]

Top Reasons Why Dogs Are Better
Than Women
1. The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.

3. Dogs think you sing great.

4. Dogs don't shop.

5. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

6. Dogs like beer.

7. Dogs never expect gifts.

8. Dogs don't spend holidays with their parents.

9. Dogs don't need 500 pairs of shoes.

10. Dogs don't hate their bodies.

But the top reason dogs are better than women..........

Dogs love to go hunting and fishing![/b]

[aquilegia]

Maybe I shouldn't say this but it would seem I'm half dog (no comments please!) :-\

I think Mr Aqui sings great, I hate shopping, I do not spend holidays with my parents, I have four pairs of shoes, I don't hate my body. Oh yes - just realised as well (and this tips me more into the category of dog than woman) I spend less time in the bathroom than Mr Aqui (although I don't drink from the bowl!)

[Delilah]

I,m with you on this one aqui I don,t quite know what this makes me but:

OH spends more time in bathroom than me - You just can,t improove on natural beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I loath shopping with a passion

I always act on instinct

Luuuuuuuuuurve a beer or three

Never holiday with parents

Need only boots

That makes me 60% dog - now i am getting worried!!!!