And hello to ACE, I do not have my H.D. heritage anymore so I thought I would change my name. Electroglide seemed a bit O.T.T. and 'I hate carpets on allotments' would not fit so I have gone with my long time nickname.
I could have gone with some of the names I have been called but it would have restricted me to the watershed.
I have not just changed my name I also had a haircut and shaved off the tash. I could not believe the price at the barbers. £5! I nearly fell through the floor, the last time I had it cut it cost me one and six.
Due to this now pleasant and approachable look,people have started talking to me and I have also been touched by a few old dears. Who get such a shock when I turn on them, for although I was raised in captivity, I still cannot curb my wild side. I am told by 'her who must be obeyed' that the trauma of loosing my flowing locks will wear off after a while. Anybody got a cheap wig for sale?
