Topic: Panto Time cont...

[Hugh_Jones]

Sorry Ina, but an olde worlde gentleman such as I has difficulty defining the object in question other than in the most circumlucatory fashion.  Would it help if I said that the popularity of the object as a protective device diminished as a result of the advent of The Pill, prior to which it was extremely popular among those ladies who did not fully trust the precautions taken by their gentlemen friends.

[ina]

Hugh, are you trying to say anti conception device as in diaphragm? Can't be that hard to say, even for a gentleman from the olde world. So tell me please (preferably in words that have less than 6 syllables), Dutch cap is not a mushroom at all? Can't find it in any dictionary.

Tonight I plan to wear my wooden shoes and Dutch cap (the lacy type).

[Hugh_Jones]

Ina, you`ve got it in one.  However, being an exceptionally olde worlde gentleman I only ever use the word diaphragm in connection with the inhalation and expulsion of air from the lungs - especially by the larger chested prima donnas of the opera world.

Wear the lacy version!

[Ragged Robin]

Ina
.....Well done I think you actually made Hugh blush...

..... Now perhaps we should get him to explain the menstrual cycle, or even double-digging........

Can I have first pickings of the merry men please?

[Hugh_Jones]

Menstrual cycle Robin?  Don`t think I`ve ever ridden one of those.  Does it have two wheels or three? NO, wait! I`ve got it now.  It`s the one that has a puncture every time you want to ride it.

[MagpieDi]

HUGH!.......get back behind that bike shed immediately!!...




................we're missing you!  ;)

[Ragged Robin]

Hugh, your reply had me laugh out loud I should have known better than to mess with the master  ;D