Author Topic: Party n Panto (Read 13295 times)

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #40 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:59:54 »

Oz, bagsie being the one hanging out the top! Me mate had a fiat and we drove it one night in our youth both hanging out the sunroof! She was steering with her feet, I was changing gear! Ahhhhh those were the days ;D

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #41 on:** December 12, 2003, 02:04:29 »

Right finished my baileys which means time for bed you lot! Have a good night, C U all tomorrow ;D

Mrs Ava · « **Reply #42 on:** December 12, 2003, 02:08:38 »

Night Doris. Until tomorrow (well today!)

budgiebreeder · « **Reply #43 on:** December 12, 2003, 10:50:45 »

Thanks for last night girls I quite enjoyed it.The spontanious ones are always the best.

Ozzy_aka_Pothead · « **Reply #44 on:** December 12, 2003, 13:22:27 »

Yo Doris

itz yours lovely ::)

its a dead nice van, and peeps call me dead nice van man which is not to be confused with Naughty Naughty white van man/woman peep....

oZzY %) 8)

xxx

Ragged Robin · « **Reply #45 on:** December 12, 2003, 16:27:59 »

....Yo Oz
I think the naughty, naughty van man sounds like much more fun ;) I'll be naughty van lady if you'd like ........ as long as we're careful and don't get van- aerial disease ! :o :-[ ;D
Last night was fun, but the baileys didn't sit too well at 6.30 this morning :(

budgiebreeder · « **Reply #46 on:** December 12, 2003, 16:44:22 »

You had Over=Hang Robin? you'ed better get some practice in for the party n panto hadn't she girls?

Hyacinth · « **Reply #47 on:** December 12, 2003, 16:52:01 »

Nil disperandum!! I've a left-over reputation from the Beeb Boards that I keep paramedics in my lumber room - I'll let them out on the 19th...but I want them back on the 20th - understood?? ;D

Ozzy_aka_Pothead · « **Reply #48 on:** December 12, 2003, 18:46:55 »

Yo Robin

I likes the sound of that... maybe.. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY SPANKY SPANKY nice van mahn... better check out the suspension and all that jazzz.. talkingof which.. abit of Van the Man... well itz a beautiful night for a moondance...

Oh and ive got muchies tooooooo

oZzY :)

;-*

Ozzy_aka_Pothead · « **Reply #49 on:** December 12, 2003, 18:51:23 »

whooooooops.. muchies should read munchies.. dunno wot muchies iz but dont sound very nice.. but hey I dont do the negative stereotyping so I retract that last bit about muchies not sounding very nice, cuz there's good in all of us :):)::)

oZzy %) and his brand new toy :)

campanula · « **Reply #50 on:** December 12, 2003, 18:57:42 »

muchies, mosties, allies...sounds OK to me

campanula · « **Reply #51 on:** December 12, 2003, 18:58:28 »

ahem...just in fromwork, friday evening, as Oz sez, babble warning

Hyacinth · « **Reply #52 on:** December 12, 2003, 19:01:48 »

Hey'ah....someone writ that the all-singin' all dancin' mooooovin' type was givin' them sight probs?? Givin me a few probs too, after a "why not, it's Christmas" sort of afternoon ;D ::) - so I'm cuttin back on it, cept when the moon's full and the spirit takes ::) Lish

Ozzy_aka_Pothead · « **Reply #53 on:** December 12, 2003, 19:19:23 »

Yo Lish

well you started all this wordy movey stuff ages ago, but as I am a bit S L O W, itz taken me this long to find out
.... I like this itz mad, only wish I could make it go really really fast.... time to Zig

oZzY %) could sing a song in this mode.... ooooh baby u iz such a groooove, lets make sum sarnies and get fish pasted
...... cum on baby you knows you wants to.... ooooh yeah far retched mahn.. and this is my firts righty to lefty to righty to lefty then righty lefty again and so forth babble alert...

laterz

oZzY %) and if any asks me to stop the answer iz..

NO NO NO NO NO NO OH NO..
NEVER EVER :)

Hyacinth · « **Reply #54 on:** December 12, 2003, 20:55:54 »

Oz, you're impossible!! Hugh! Can we have Loud Shouts for the Tree Feller please to lop Oz in his prime?? All that wavin an that's gonna make us (me!) puke.. ;D

oh! aha!! cue my paramedics??

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #55 on:** December 13, 2003, 01:05:47 »

If you remember, Lishka, before the script was written I suggested the following for oZzY`s tree:

Enter oZzY stage left dressed as tree - sings (to tune of `Trees`)

" I`m just a spaced-out Irish bloke
Dressed up to look like english oak
My leaves all flutter in the bre-eeze"
(trips over trailing root and falls flat on stage)
"Begorrah, now I`ve skinned me kne-ees"

Enter stage right 1st woodcutter with chainsaw ........etc.

But oZzy assured me that he has no fear of chainsaws - sharpens his teeth on them apparently - so I fear that we shall either have to import a large quantity of woodworm, or infect him with Oak disease.

ava_banana · « **Reply #56 on:** December 13, 2003, 01:11:47 »

.........errm.........

.........I do have quite a large chopper... :o........

........if it helps......... ::)

although, I'd rather not take it to Ozzy.....if you see what I mean......... :o

Ozzy_aka_Pothead · « **Reply #57 on:** December 13, 2003, 01:16:40 »

Oh Yeah Roite :)

Thats ifs SHE can catch this tree cuz I iz related 2 speedy gonzales.. I iz

nah-nah-nahnahna=naaaaah...nan nannnanana naah..nannanna naaah
oooooh chase me....... chortle..
giggle....hic

oZzY %) grooving and a mooooooooooooooooving thats more Hetro :):)::)

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #58 on:** December 13, 2003, 01:29:07 »

oZzY, I don`t know why it is, but every time I see your photo on your postings I`m reminded of the late President John Kennedy, and I wasn`t awfully fond of him. Do you think you could pick another American President to look like - Honest Richard Nixon, peanut Carter, or Rambling Ronald for instance, and then I could love you for your picture as well as your charming self.

Two or three pulls at an extra strong spiff and you should be able to manage it easily.

P.S. The stage manager will equip you with a plentiful supply of putty so that at the first sign of any improper approach you can plug any knot holes which appear in your tree. But please beware of woodpeckers (do we have any of those yet?)

Suze_O · « **Reply #59 on:** December 13, 2003, 01:36:41 »

But the American President he is being is Bill
Clinton (but not inhaling)

Leave it to you to do the Monica jokes .............???????

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