Topic: Lotties laughter files.....

[undercarriage plan]

Oooo Iain, the mystery of the great "tights over face" ceremony goes back into the mists of time. Could even predate the Bronze age, but Scholars unsure due to the heavy nature of bronze age tights.....And the inablility to escape sabre tooth tigers whilst performing ceremony.........
Lottie  ;D

[dibberxxx]

they even used tights over the head to kill be scary dinosaur's, still gos on today but in very protected area  ;D ;D ;Dcant say to much or they will be after me  ::) ::) ::)

[undercarriage plan]

Sssshhhhhh Dibs!! They'll find you and then they'll carry out that thing they do with nail varnish....you know how that stings.. :o :o :o
Lottie  ;D

[dibberxxx]

they have done the nail varnish thing to you as well then  :-X :-X :-X

wait to they do the nail varnish remover thing on you then  :'( :'( :'( will never tell anyone where the dinosaur's are kept

[undercarriage plan]

PLease Dibs, don't remind me.... :'( Can see them now, approaching with that little, black brush, cerise pink dripping from it's end......I can't go back to remembering the remover too  :o :o :o!!! All too much...Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Lottie  ;D

[GREENWIZARD]

Have to say I only tried tights once

~too much info I ~ this is a gardening site after all  

[lorna]

GW Yeah!! Might be a gardening site but hey don't other subjects make for good entertainment ;D ;D ;D Lorna

[dibberxxx]

hope it does lorna , got to have a bit of fun in this world  :D :D :D atfer all this is mad lotties laughter files

[Derekthefox]

Extremely entertaining, but I am keeping my distance, so I don't get drawn in on this one . . .  ;D ;D ;D

Derekthefox  ;D

[dibberxxx]

and why would that be Derek  ::) ::) ::)

[Icyberjunkie]

Have to say I only tried tights once

~too much info I ~all [img]

Well I was told it would be keep me so warm so foolishly I listened and wore them for a day.   Never had such itchy legs with all the hair being rubbed the wrong way.  Tried long johns and they are just as bad.

I know better now though cos I was only about 13 then!  Things we do in youthful innocence.....as opposed to the over head suggestion!

[Derekthefox]

A simple choice Dibber! Nothing personal you understand . . .  ;D

Derekthefox  :D

[lorna]

Dibber even in my old age I have been known to do and say daft things!! Lorna (jnr) has said to me " Mum you will behave when I take you to Brussels, won't you??" Is she kidding?? Mind you she knows me so well (as the song goes!!). Lorna.

[undercarriage plan]

I intend to have fun, laughter and nail varnish intervention til I shuffle off this mortal coil!! I'm now getting the same from my eldest, Lorna, she' only 12!! And I have been well behaved of late...apart from the flying thing, but that was a small hiccup......and the tight thing...and I suppose there was the business with the furry handbag..... ;) Lottie  ;D

[lorna]

uc and so on and so on ;) ;) ;)

[dibberxxx]

my 3 daughters don't like to take me anywhere with out telling me to behave , there friends think i am mad and my kids think i am insane i think i am normal  ;D ;D ;D
lottie did you have long black boots to go with that furry bag????? 8) 8) 8)

[dibberxxx]

oh and Derek glad it not personal  :o :o :o

[Derekthefox]

I'm glad you understand Dibber, I hope Lottie does too . . .

Derekthefox  :D

[undercarriage plan]

Have orange, flowery DMs, Dibs,  of course....honestly, what were you thinking of!  Lottie   ::) ::) ::)

[Icyberjunkie]

so the handbag must've been pruple then........ :o