Allotments 4 All
News:
Picture posting is enabled for all :)
Home
Forum
Help
Search
Calendar
Gallery
Chat
Login
Register
Allotments 4 All
»
General
»
The Shed
(Moderator:
Admin aka Dan
) »
Topic:
THE 2003 PANTO
« previous
next »
Print
Pages:
1
2
[
3
]
4
5
Author
Topic: THE 2003 PANTO (Read 11819 times)
Hyacinth
Hectare
Posts: 8,276
I love Allotments 4 All
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #40 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:29:17 »
...and enter stage left...
(roll of drums...)
GRASSY NELL!!
and chorus..
"She's late, she's late
Our Grassy Nell,
Wherever has she been?"
Nell: "Oh here and there
and there and here
And all points in between"
"But I'm here now
HURRAH! HURRAH!
And look at what I've brought!
Here's PC Plod (a lovely lad)
And his white Panda car"
(chorus ...hurrah!hurrah! good old Lish..show us yer truncheon, Ploddie. etc.etc.)
"So all you gals can take him
Now my work with him is over,
And I'll seduce the Merry Men -
Tonight I'll be in clover
(leer leer)
Nell looks around to arrange herself fetchingly in the shade of the Mighty Oak...hissed aside.."where's the bl**din' tree gone, then? Last time I'm doin' a Panto with bleedin' amateurs. Didn't he say what pub he was going to? And couldn't someone root him out? Oh, all RIGHT! I'll have to pretend Richard's sunflower with fetching bindweed is the Oak, but let this old pro tell you - it
won't fool the audience
...just as well as the audience is a p***ed as the cast...
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
budgiebreeder
Hectare
Posts: 1,293
West Yorkshire.
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #41 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:29:37 »
You'ed better ask very nicely then Richard-f
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.
ava_banana
Acre
Posts: 261
EmmaJane's handyman
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #42 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:29:45 »
You have an aviary..............hang on........I'll get my condiments................. ::)
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
....we are all visitors to this earth........enjoy your stay.....:)
Garden Manager
Hectare
Posts: 3,415
Denman the Great
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #43 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:33:42 »
WHAT!!???
sunflower with bind weed, ask nicely for what?
What ARE you talking about
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
budgiebreeder
Hectare
Posts: 1,293
West Yorkshire.
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #44 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:35:17 »
But you've eaten all my Budgies already AVAB what am i going to breed with you can't eat my other Birds they aren't big enough for Burgers .
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.
Doris_Pinks
Hectare
Posts: 5,430
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #45 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:35:21 »
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
LISH, YOU MADE IT!!!
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog:
http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/
Doris_Pinks
Hectare
Posts: 5,430
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #46 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:36:56 »
Pstttttt, save you a couple of firemen, swap em for your copper!
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog:
http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/
ava_banana
Acre
Posts: 261
EmmaJane's handyman
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #47 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:37:52 »
:o.........what are you going to breed with................hmmmmm.........let me think..................hmm...............
........can I help here..............? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
....we are all visitors to this earth........enjoy your stay.....:)
budgiebreeder
Hectare
Posts: 1,293
West Yorkshire.
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #48 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:38:10 »
Gosh just noticed I am Senior does that mean I get a Bus Pass .
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.
Hyacinth
Hectare
Posts: 8,276
I love Allotments 4 All
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #49 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:39:02 »
What are you going to breed with, bb? Well you could try all the Merry Men for starters? Surely ONE of them's got an arrow in his quiver?
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Hugh_Jones
Guest
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #50 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:40:49 »
Trouble is, with all these village maidens about he may get a quiver in his arrow, Lishka
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Doris_Pinks
Hectare
Posts: 5,430
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #51 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:42:11 »
Maybe not, they are all merry after all! Bus pass! No you get a marvellous pension that wouldn't keep a goldfish alive for a week! (ohhhh was that a touch of cynasism?sp)
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog:
http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/
Garden Manager
Hectare
Posts: 3,415
Denman the Great
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #52 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:42:11 »
Welcome 'lish.
things might liven up now you're here.
Just thinking about going to bed actualy
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
budgiebreeder
Hectare
Posts: 1,293
West Yorkshire.
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #53 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:43:51 »
I hope you are'nt suggesting that i take more than one man home with me .The neighbours would have a field day in the morning.Still i suppose i could let them put one by one.mmmmmmmm let me think about this someone did say something about debauchery.should read out not put. too many drinkypoos
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.
Hugh_Jones
Guest
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #54 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:43:57 »
Good idea Richard. You`ll feel better in the morning
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Hugh_Jones
Guest
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #55 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:45:49 »
Take two fellows BB. You can always pretend that you`re just seeing double.
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Mrs Ava
Hectare
Posts: 11,743
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #56 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:48:08 »
Nite then Richard :)
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Garden Manager
Hectare
Posts: 3,415
Denman the Great
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #57 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:48:10 »
You trying to get rid of me Hugh?
I only said i wa thinking about it when Lishka arived. Hoping she might liven things up a bit. Probably wrong there.
Still I could go to bed - nothing growing on that bed in the lottie is there. Thought i might take a female freind for a (tiring) tour of the place
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
budgiebreeder
Hectare
Posts: 1,293
West Yorkshire.
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #58 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:49:43 »
Now i dont want anyone to think i'm being greedy but if Hugh says it will be ok then i'm sure as an upright citizen he must be right,and also must be obeyed.
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.
ava_banana
Acre
Posts: 261
EmmaJane's handyman
Re: THE 2003 PANTO
«
Reply #59 on:
December 20, 2003, 01:50:45 »
Where's the queue BB................... ::)
«
Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
»
Logged
....we are all visitors to this earth........enjoy your stay.....:)
Print
Pages:
1
2
[
3
]
4
5
« previous
next »
Allotments 4 All
»
General
»
The Shed
(Moderator:
Admin aka Dan
) »
Topic:
THE 2003 PANTO
SimplePortal 2.3.5 © 2008-2012, SimplePortal