Our lottie security measures!

[Mrs Ava]

I thought I would show you the security measures installed at our allotment.



This is from the lane looking in - impressive gate like structure huh!



And here it is from inside out site looking out onto the lane.  That is it!  Our boundary is merely hedges onto farmland and gardens.  Good job nobody knows we are there!

[Hyacinth]

Now that is good, impressive solid stuff - a real Fort Knox of a Lottie Complex you've got there, EJ...whoever would dare trespass through such a structure?? Praps what it needs, tho is a sign saying 'Robbers please Queue this side in an orderly line - opening times 12.00-2.00pm Mon-Fri, Closed Sat & Sun. Please, while nicking, do NOT tread on raised beds.By Order of the Management' - then get your local Bobby to round them all up and set them to do Community Work - like digging your lottie for you??  (actually, the timing would be wrong - our local cop-shop has an answering m/c switched on at lunchtimes telling you to phone back later). Lishka

[Beer_Belly]

If nobody knows you're there you don't even need the gate  

[gavin]

Hi EmmaJane

After a bad year, all that's left to say

  !!!!!!!

Can I offer you a swap?  Please?

All best - Gavin

[Mrs Ava]

Sorry Gavin - I sense you have had a bad time of it.  I know we are lucky with our plot, it is my home from home, and I feel dead safe and happy there.  Some days I am there digging away, and that is the only noise I hear - me!  Well, and the birds of course.