Topic: Annual snail wash

[kenkew]

I know Ken waters his garden a fair bit, and there's me all dusty like and thinking, 'Mmm! I could do with a bit of a wash meself.'[attachment=2] So, me thinks I'll pop me and my house into the old can spout and see how it goes. This fist snap is me sort of getting into position like....can you see me?
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Oh! Your up there. Are you ready to see me have a wash? Exciting eh?
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Right. All I need is for Ken to turn the tap on.
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Oy! Ken....Ready, pal.
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Hello! Ready.
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Helloooo! Anyone there? I'm ready.
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OY! I haven't got all day allready all readyyy!
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Stuff you pal!! I'll turn it on mesen! S'cuse me folks, back in a mo.
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Don't panic peeps, I found the tap...woah! Any second nowww!
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Ah!...and double Ah!...Luvly.
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Cor-bbbllleee. Smashshingly splashshingly.
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Oh! Heck. That were good....Sherr delightfullnessly. Reet grand!
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Shake it all off baby....Brrrr!
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Angst! Me just had a thought.....I have to get down now!! ???
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(To be continued)

[betula]

 ;D ;D ;D

[kenkew]

Cor heck! Coming up wasn't so bad, but that's a long way down!
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GULP! With long eyes it seems even further!
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Crumbs! I'm gonna die!
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AAaah!...That hurt. Still. It was worth it....Thinks I'll have a kip now. Tara.
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(The End)

[thifasmom]

;D very good laugh. that has happened to me once but my customer was a bit on the fat side and had to be unceremoniously dumped out the other end :-\

then it went on a flying holiday ;).

[hellohelenhere]

My snails all go to the Snail Pub for last orders. :/