Hi folks, thanks for all of your advice.
I've tried to be a creep - didn't work, unfortunately, and just served to empower the sec. even more

I haven't tried the chair and this will be my next approach, but needless to say I guess the chair will be her boyf

re: engendering the support of the membership - they're scared, very scared.
I will ask for the membership list, but as Ken says, I'm sure it's been composted as incriminating evidence

The best modus operatum seems to be to follow the oldies around with my wheeelbarrow and ensure that they sign their plot over to me before demising (?)
*I'm trying to be funny here, not tasteless, honest guv*Hope you've all had a fab weekend - I spent hours watering and then it poured down ................. did I mention that the secretary has the ear of God
